Monday, May 30, 2011

THE RESOURCEFULLNESS



WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH PLANTS TO PLACE HERE.SO WE REMOVED THE PLANTS WE HAVE PLACED EARLIER IN THE NEXT VILLAGE

VAYUPUTRA



THE FOURTH DEGREE TORTURE



SO HE DIDNT OPENED HIS MOUTH FOR THIRD DEGREE ALSO.NOW WE HAVE TO APPLY FOURTH DEGREE .LET HIM EAT THE FOOD MY WIFE COOKS

SELFHELP

I AM WRITING "HOW TO COOK WHEN UR WIFE DONT DO ANYTHING"BOOK


MR DABBAROA



THE SIMILARITY



THE GRAND GARLAND




THE REALITY













REVERSE



SORRY SIRS.. I THINK I HAVE PLACED THEM IN REVERSE

JUST FOR FUN



SORRY..DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY..I MADE IT JUST FOR FUN

THE MOST WANTED BODYGAURD



POLITICIAN S S FORESIGHT



POLITICIAN:.......SO I DECIDED TO FIGHT AGAINST 1 LAKH CRORE BLACK MONEY IN SWIISS BANK


POLITICIAN S PA:OFCOURCE IF HE DONT WHAT HE WILL EAT(CORRUPT)WHEN HE FORM GOVERNMENT IN FUTURE

THE BEGGERS BEGGER



RELIGIOUS BOOKS SAYS THAT TO GIVE 10%OF OUR MONEY TO BEGGERS.SO I AM DONATING U THIS 1 PAISE ..BE GREATFUL FOR ME

THE JUMBO JACKPOT



THEY HAVE PLANNED TO KIDNAP ME DADDY

DAMN TRUE



SORRY I CAN NEVER WRITE MY AUTBIOGRAPHY .I HAVE WRITE ALL THE TRUTHS

EUPHORIA



BECOMING TOOOOO MUCH POPULAR




DEBBAKU THAA DONGALA MUTHA



I HAVE HEARD THAT U PEOPLE ARE MAKING A MOVIE WITHOUT ANY COST.SO I THAOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I DECIDED TO WORK AS PRODUCER FOR UR MOVIE




HI FRIEND,DO U ALLOW MY SWEET LOOKING PET TO PLAY WITH U PLZZZZZ

DONT DISTURB



HE IS IN A ROMANTIC MOOD .I THINK IT IS NOT PROPER TO APPEAR IN HIS DREAM TO ASK HIM TO BIULD A TEMPLE.DEVII

HEAVEN HOSPITALS



I DONT THINK U NEED ANY MEDICINE.IF U REMOVE UR NASAL HAIR IT WILL BE ENOUGH FOR CURING UR ASTHMA


LIPGEL VS FEVICOL



THATS WHY I TOLD U DONT PLACE FEVICOL AND LIPGEL AT SAME PLACE


THE HEIGHT OF PRIDE



U KNOW HOW GREAT I AM ??? I NEVER KEEP MY HEAD LOW BEFORE MY WIFE AND SON

THE INSULT FOR A DONKEY.




DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL.THAT POLITICIANS ARE INSULTING U BY USING UR NAME WHILE REPROACHING EACH OTHER

FEVIQUICK



SORRY SIR I ONLY WANT TO REMOVE THE WIG BUT UR HEAD ALSO CAME..........

GOSSIP



Sunday, May 29, 2011

MARYADA RAMANNA



IF A WOMAN CRIES IN THE HOUSE IT IS NOT A GOOD OMEN.THATS WHY HE CRIES WHNEVER SHE GETS A PROBLEM

THE HABIT




CULPRIT:I AM USED TO JUMP THE WALLS.PLZ ALLOW ME TO DO IT NOW

VAPUS GAURANTEE



WE GAVE U MONEY TO VOTE FOR OUR SIR BUT HE DIDNT WIN THE ELECTIONS.SO NOW U HAVE TO VAPUS THE మనీ




ఎన్నికల ముందు ఒట్లేయ్యడానికి మీకందరికీ డబ్బులిచ్చాం .కానీ మా సారు వోడిపోయారు.మర్యాదగా డబ్బు తిరిగి ఇచ్చెయ్యండి

UNITY IN DIVERSITY

TEACHER: RAMU GIVE AN EXAMPLE FOR UNITY IN DIVERSITY IN INDIA

RAMU:HINDU TERRORISTS,MUSLIM TERRORISTS,AND ALL OTHER TYPE OF TERRORISTS ARE IN INDIA THATS WHY INDIA IS A BEST EXAMPLE FOR UNITY IN DIVERSITY

LOVE AND AFFECTION



THE UNNECESSARY TROUBLE



TEACHER:RAMU,IF A SMALL BOY AND EINSTEIN ARE IN DANGER WHOM DO YOU SAVE

RAMU:I WILL SAVE SMALL BOY BECAUSE IF EINSTEIN IS NO MORE WE NEED NOT STUDY ALL THAT PHYSICS


టీచర్:రాము ఒక చిన్న పిల్లాడు,EINSTEIN ప్రమాదం లో ఉంటే నువ్వు ఎవరిని కాపాడతావు

రాము:పిల్లాడినే కాపాడతాను టీచర్ ...EINSTEIN లేకపోతే ఇంత ఇంత ఫిజిక్స్ చదవాల్సిన బాధ ఉండదు కదా

Saturday, May 28, 2011

THE RIGHT USAGE OF GOVERNMENT FUNDS



IF U DONT LISTEN TO ME ALL GOVERMENT FUNDS WILL "UNNECESSARILY"GOES TO PEOPLE

THE CHASE OF A DOG



WHY DO U DO THAT UNFRUITFUL CHASE.CANT U SATISFY WITH BYKES AND CYCLES

BUDDING POLITICIANS



TRUST ME SIR.HE DID MISCHIEF IN THE CLASS AND BRIBED HIS CLASSMATES TO SHUT THEIR MOUTH

ONE AFTER ANOTHER(CORRUPTION IN INDIA)









EVERY ONE WILL VOTE IN THIS WAY



NOW THEY ARE USING THIS TYPE OF PUBLICITY FOR THEIR PARTIES

THE LOYAL FOLLOWERS(THE MASS COPYING)






FIG 1:SHIT I WROTE WRONG


FIG2:SHIT I WROTE WRONG (EVERY BODY SAYS)


GREEN HOUSE EFFECT



SUITABLE STYLE




MAYBE WE SHOULD MANIFACTURE LUNGIIS WITH THIS JEANS CLOTH TO INCREASE OUR PROFITS IN TAMILNADU

THE COSMOPOLITAN HOTEL



HI BOSS CAN WE GET SOME A.C ROOMS??



హలో బాస్ ఇక్కడ A.C రూములు దొరుకుతాయ ???

IT IS JUST TO COMPENSATE FOR THE DAMAGE





WHY DO U HESITSTE...WE ARE TAKING DOWRY ONLY TO COMPENSATE THE DAMAGE DONE TO OUR SON BY MARRYING UR DAUGHTETR

WORLD CUP FEVER



MOVE ASIDE.....I HAVE TO WATCH IT....



జరగండి నేనూ మ్యాచ్ చూడాలి

THE FINAL DESTINATION












FIG:1PRACTICE WITH THEM


FIG:2PRACTICE WITH THAT


FIG:3 PRACTICE WITH THAT BAG...OLYMPICS MEDAL PAKKAA